[Steven Shoreditch]

 

[Londoner]

Lie, its a gift.

[bobby p]

theres an ageing alkee on my round insisted on giving me gifts last time i was round. i didnt want the mutton cloth,superglue ,screwdriver sets  and reckon im going to have to put him straight next time. i know a lot of folk are very lonely and sad but i must stop it happening again

[Paul Coleman]

Your doing better than me.  I once had a customer who always gave me................
wait for it...........
a banana.
I kid you not.

[darren clarke]

the wine might of been great to him, every one has different tastes, just tell him u found it to sweet or sour

[Jack Wallace]

the wine might of been great to him, every one has different tastes, just tell him u found it to sweet or sour

This is very true, I bought some back from france once, I thought it was disgusting yet a friend of mine loved it.

I think in this situation I would be polite so as not to offend, and hope he gives you a diferent type next time 

[darren clarke]

i use to get rum sweets of a bloke whos sons lived in the caymen islands when ever he visited and i ahve a had the odd bottle of jack d,  which i cant stand, but for some reason people think every one drinks it

[Ian W]

Your doing better than me.  I once had a customer who always gave me................
wait for it...........
a banana.
I kid you not.

Only one banana? I did a favour for an old girl on my round and was rewarded with 3 bananas. 

[Window Washers]

Your doing better than me.  I once had a customer who always gave me................
wait for it...........
a banana.
I kid you not.

and you never put 2 and 2 together :

[dazmond]

i bet you dont get bananas now you changed to wfp unless your still part laddermonkey !!

i dont get many offers of booze and its probably for the best as ive not drank for nearly 4 years(recovered alcoholic)

now a bottle of the non-alcoholic wine.......mmm.........now were talking!!

[RO-Sheen]

The wine could be corked. This happens occasionally when the cork is damaged or cracked and air gets into the wine and soon goes off. You can usually tell as the cork will have red veins goes through.

I love my wine and a friend bought me £40 bottle as a present and it was corked. Tasted like rotten vinegar!

[Tom White]

Does it really matter what the wine tastes like?  Who gives a 'rats'?  What's the alcohol content?  If it's under 12% tell him you don't like sweet girly musty wines; you like something with a bit of kick.

[simon knight]

Does it really matter what the wine tastes like?  Who gives a 'rats'?  What's the alcohol content?  If it's under 12% tell him you don't like sweet girly musty wines; you like something with a bit of kick.

Like a 2ltr bottle of White Lightning 

[martinsadie]

people only give wine away because they get it given and dont like it,i pass all the wine i get on to other people as its an bad drink ,nobody ever gives you spirts

[chopsie]

I used to work on a farm when i was at school and for 4 or 5 years after leaving. I ran an errand for my employer one day dropping a xmas gift off to an old semi retired farmer who lived near me. He thanked me for delivering the present and said "here get yourself a drink",  "oh thanks I said holding out my hand"........10 pence he gave me, what drink did he expect me to get for that !!!!

[Londoner]

Does it really matter what the wine tastes like?  Who gives a 'rats'?  What's the alcohol content?  If it's under 12% tell him you don't like sweet girly musty wines; you like something with a bit of kick.

I take it thats the old you talking not the new you.