[Londoner]

I don't want to mention any specific names because I don't want to offend anyone on here but often when I am cleaning windows I am appalled by the choice of names that some people lumber their kids with.
Surely there must be a law against some of these names?

[paul rulton]

like....... come on put some up m8   
do u mean like apple, river, broocklin crap like that?

[DaveG]

Chelsea?

[Elfords Carpet and Window Cleaning]

Yea I KNOW! exactly what you mean, I got one custard that calls her son Vince!!

Can you believe it, he must have the mickey ripped out of him in the school yard.

[Blue Frog Systems]

Been there, done that, got the name.... you get used to it.... trust me... i was named after a pope

[cozy]

What? They called you your holiness?

[martinsadie]

Been there, done that, got the name.... you get used to it.... trust me... i was named after a pope

John or Paul

[Blue Frog Systems]

Spot on Stan... plus i have another 2 catholic names aswell as my surname.

At high school one of the teachers told me i had the longest name in the history of the school....

[Blue Frog Systems]

Its actually John-Paul (1 name)

[suds window service]

Spot on Stan... plus i have another 2 catholic names aswell as my surname.

At high school one of the teachers told me i had the longest name in the history of the school....

ringo and george?

[jonnyald]

the vicar that married me ,his first name was Gauntlet .  this was years ago ,but i remember he took cash only (no cheques) ,maybe he  ruled by the fist?

[Paul Coleman]

Been there, done that, got the name.... you get used to it.... trust me... i was named after a pope

I've never heard of Pope Blue Frog myself.  When was he around then?

[G Griffin]

the vicar that married me ,his first name was Gauntlet .  this was years ago ,but i remember he took cash only (no cheques) ,maybe he  ruled by the fist?

  Did he take your surname though?
  Gauntlet Ald......I like that  .

[AJ]

Heard a woman calling her kid Zebedee the other day. Poor litte mite.

[jonnyald]

hey let me make it 100% !!!! clear i never married old vicar  gauntlet ,  i was marrying a woman on the day . "Gauntlet "just did the blessing and later christened one of my kids


 Gauntlet was married to a woman himself, yet only a few months after he performed my marriage ceremony he was caught wearing womens clothing in public toilets up in Norfolk.  he was charged with indecency and most likely fell from grace and i know he had to move out of his vicarage .funny old world !

[G Griffin]

hey let me make it 100% !!!! clear i never married old vicar  gauntlet ,  i was marrying a woman on the day . "Gauntlet "just did the blessing and later christened one of my kids


 Gauntlet was married to a woman himself, yet only a few months after he performed my marriage ceremony he was caught wearing womens clothing in public toilets up in Norfolk.  he was charged with indecency and most likely fell from grace and i know he had to move out of his vicarage .funny old world !

  I know, I was joking  .
  Poor old Gauntlet. It doesn`t sound like he did too much wrong; to be charged with indecency anyway  . Unless he was loitering with intent. 
   

[Darranvps]

If I have a son I want to call him Tostig, but I don't think my wife will let me

[trevor perry]

my mate told me he had to walk out of a shop laughing when a dad of two boys was telling them off their names where stan and oliver i bet they get laurel and hardy at school

[dmlservices]

i have a customer , surname head, they named their son richard 

daz

[Window Washers]

i have a customer , surname head, they named their son richard 

daz

one of my customers last names s cockhead, I feel for there kids,

Ian

ps ciu this is true so I have done nothing wrong