[Jack Wallace]

Got a message on my voicemail to go quote a job last night.
It has to be a wind up I thought. But as I was working the area figured what the heck I would take a look.

The message said "Please would you give me a quote to clean my bungalow at xxxxxx xxxx. My name is Mr Voldemort"

Now anyone who knows a little about the Harry Potter books will realise why I was sceptical.
Imagine my surprise when it turned out to be genuine, did the job and he paid by cheque, and the name on it confirmed it.
 

[Clive McDonald]

I got caught on that, took me for a right mug, Mr Voldermort checked out fine, but you wait till he mentions the big school contract at hogwarts.

Tell him to shove it, he's just trying to set you up.

[weetot]

Yes but you get to use a broomstick instead of wfp.

[Paul Coleman]

Got a message on my voicemail to go quote a job last night.
It has to be a wind up I thought. But as I was working the area figured what the heck I would take a look.

The message said "Please would you give me a quote to clean my bungalow at xxxxxx xxxx. My name is Mr Voldemort"

Now anyone who knows a little about the Harry Potter books will realise why I was sceptical.
Imagine my surprise when it turned out to be genuine, did the job and he paid by cheque, and the name on it confirmed it.
 

I once did a job (not window cleaning) for a guy called Julius Caesar.
I kid you not.

[Londoner]

I clean George Harrison's windows. Not the (late) ex Beatle but some bald guy with glasses.

[MikeyL]

I had a job (also not window cleaning) and her name was Mrs Christmas and it was in December.

[Lee GLS]

 did a job for a mrs pig, it was a swine of a job, bored be to tears and in the end it made me squeel. 

[Platinum]

Ive had a mr Bottom

[Tom White]

Ive had a mr Bottom

I've a Mrs Bottomley

[Craig 72]

Not a well known name but I had a customer who was a Chinese fella called Mr Chang-U-Wang.If he ever left a message on my voicemail I was tempted to return the call and say, "Mr Chang,U Wang?"

[RO-Sheen]

I worked with Michael Jackson and Pete Townsend at the same time (also not w/c)

[davids3511]

I've got a Mike Tyson on my books. He is very white and a postie. Doesn't look like he could fight his way out of a paper bag.

[4Taz]

I've known an Emma Dale & Willem Tel (Willem Johannes Cornelis Tel to give him his full name)

[ian1965]

Took a phone call from a  Mr Morris Minor.

[DaveG]

Mrs KittKatt ( I kid you not!!) tops my list of funny named customers

[G Griffin]

Mrs KittKatt ( I kid you not!!) tops my list of funny named customers

 That takes the biscuit......so far.

[Walter Pole]

I think Arthur Brane is my best to date....what were his parents thinking of!

[Walter Pole]

.....h and the copper hat lives in Letsby Avenue!

[rg1]

Got a message on my voicemail to go quote a job last night.
It has to be a wind up I thought. But as I was working the area figured what the heck I would take a look.

The message said "Please would you give me a quote to clean my bungalow at xxxxxx xxxx. My name is Mr Voldemort"

Now anyone who knows a little about the Harry Potter books will realise why I was sceptical.
Imagine my surprise when it turned out to be genuine, did the job and he paid by cheque, and the name on it confirmed it.
 

I once did a job (not window cleaning) for a guy called Julius Caesar.
I kid you not.

How old are you

[Ross G]

I have a Gordon Brown but this one still stays at number 10