[Paul Coleman]

Got a message on my voicemail to go quote a job last night.
It has to be a wind up I thought. But as I was working the area figured what the heck I would take a look.

The message said "Please would you give me a quote to clean my bungalow at xxxxxx xxxx. My name is Mr Voldemort"

Now anyone who knows a little about the Harry Potter books will realise why I was sceptical.
Imagine my surprise when it turned out to be genuine, did the job and he paid by cheque, and the name on it confirmed it.
 

I once did a job (not window cleaning) for a guy called Julius Caesar.
I kid you not.

How old are you

53     .
I didn't actually tell the full story.  He was my father's customer rather than mine.  My father built a kitchen extension for him with which I assisted .  Now here's the really strange bit.  The customer's father was called Julius Caesar, the customer was called Julius Caesar and the customer's very young son was also called.... you guessed it...... Julius Caesar.  Sounds like they just kept on giving any male children the name.  I've no idea if the name was originally a deed poll job or what but the name did get handed down through the generations.  I doubt it had been going since Roman times though    .

[stevehinnis]

Dont have a laugh or differ from important window cleaning imformation,because when I tried to have a joke David from st f ives the moduorgasmator got upset, because I accidentally had a joke about something.Not that I give a slit
ban me and send me to the cleantalk site you bunch of muppets.
Regards
Steve
A proper cleaner

[Gav Camm lammy 283]

i once did the author of the famous book
fallin overboard
by Eileen Dover 

[Polewash]

I've had jobs for a Terry Watt, Mr. Twat  and a Chinese bloke called I.Poo. I bet he does 

John

[glen parva]

I've got someone on my books called Michael Owen

[NJWindowCleaning]

I was cleaning this house windows and i asked his name and he said Big Daddy and he wasnt the restler neither he was just anafrican guy!!

[mikethechamois]

I had a mrs simpson who lived at springfield