[giftedk]

when you tell someone your a window cleaner they imagine its like in confessions of a window cleaner, several of my customers ask if ive been propositioned.  I wouldnt go that far but ive had a lady open the door to me in a thong and small tshirt, knocked on the door put my ladders up the wall wwith an open window and caught a couple at it (they just giggled), and had a lady ask me to get in her swimming pool with her.  anyone had any funny moments ?.

[Davindo Cleana]

Did this house where I thought the woman who lived there was always happy to see me - which is nice
anyway, one time I get asked to do the insides, and BOOM the hi fi starts "You sexy thing" whereas when I do the outsides it's usually something by Bizet
It was a big house and every now and then I would get flashes of her flitting from room to room wearing precious little
Well, I was thinking more Hot Chocolate than Full Monty and nowt was said

Now I know a lot of you have got far better than that, so come on, but change the names to protect the innocent

[Sir Squeaky]

You lot are lucky aren't you?

I wish any of the above.

[petetaylor56]

 :)all i have ever seen was a old naked lady  about 90 +  looked like the rear of a  rino frightened me i fell of ladder no bones brokern scary

[Central Window Cleaners]

One of my guys cleaned the front of a house then went round the back, he started to clean the bedroom window only to see the woman on the bed leg spread playing with her battery power friend. 

[thewindowcleaner1]

14 plus years and all I,ve ever seen was one guy enjoying himself in his bedroom watching them xxx video's,
And a 18 stone plus woman (I think) walking from the bedroom to the bathroom in the all together,

 no chance these days with WFP ( have thought about putting a small camera on the end of the pole)( so that i can make sure the windows are cleaned right)

[Sir Squeaky]

WFP ( have thought about putting a small camera on the end of the pole)( so that i can make sure the windows are cleaned right)

Ha ha ha ha

14 plus years and all I,ve ever seen was one guy enjoying himself in his bedroom watching them xxx video's,

Sorry about that, I'll close the curtains next time.

[Moderator David@stives]

14 plus years and all I,ve ever seen was one guy enjoying himself in his bedroom watching them xxx video's

he knew you were cumming.

[Sir Squeaky]

The moderators are going to have field day here...

[thewindowcleaner1]

he knew you were cumming.

I saw him

[Moderator David@stives]

so you got a real eye full then

dave

[P @ F]

Years ago when i was a wc for the first time , i was up at the bedroom window and this woman who was pregnant , well she was on the previous visit , came up to the window and pulled her top right up over her head and said "What do you think of that then"
I really wanted to tell her what i thought of it , she had definately got her figure back , lets just say that , but she caught me off guard and i couldnt utter a word !
CRACKING BUNS THOUGH ! !

  Rich P @ F  

[zeusjazmin]

3 weeks ago a wc i know caught a female on bed with nighty pulled up 2feet fom him


i have a customer who leaves various power tools under the bed all the time,as its a long window its hard to avoid seeing them

[windows_chepstow]

Sorry guys, I hoped this thread would die a death, but it's probably going to get worse, so I'm going to have to lock it.

Personally, I would love to hear all the gory details, but it's just not Clean it Up.

Sorry.

Thread locked.  Please don't be a Prat and re-start it.

Thanks.

Tosh.