[Jack Wallace]

Why is it?

If a house only has one bird c**p on it, its always on the window above the conny?

No matter how much hose I pull out its always 2 foot short to reach the farthest window?

A house goes 8 weekly the month after their neighbour so they are out of sync?

When I get to the top of my ladder the phone rings?

The first customer of the day always wants to pay with a 20 note and wipes out my float?

If I take extra float (to cover the £20) everyone pays with coins?
 
Its dry for weeks then rains as I get to the part of the round farthest from home?

[dazmond]

why is it?

when you ve been off ill etc and your miles behind with your work the phone rings with new jobs and your vans off the road!!

why is it you go up and over a flat roof get back over and realise you ve dropped a cloth in the garden and no one in so you have to climb over again

why is it you drive to work then realise you ve forgot your bucket or extension poles?(only happened about 4 times in 16 years but still annoying!!)

why is it that i get home at night sometimes and think "im sure i missed a window out on a certain property by accident" so you have a look when you go collecting and realise you didnt! )

why is it that when your flat out working and no time you get the neighbour who wants you to go and quote her daughters house 2 miles away and clean them that day!