[Thecleanerservice]

1) Before climbing the ladder, scream "I hate this every time, I wish I had a head for heights"
2) Tell at least one customer, " I'm very sorry, but due to increased fuel prices I'm going to have to charge you less this time"
3)Knock on customer's door first, and say "I'd love to stop and chat but I must get on"

[AuRavelling79]

Suggestion for a happier day? -

Get to work early and get off of this forum at 9:21 am  - unlike me! Bye now!

[PabloNeruda]

Stick "Oasis" on full blast on a Walkman. 

[Moderator David@stives]

Stay in bed and send the wife to work instead

dave

[Sir Squeaky]

Clean the windows of a Ferrari dealership and get given test drives.

[dustycorner]

Clean the windows for Claudia schiffler, and get asked to do her insides

Cheers Mark.

[Sir Squeaky]

Clean the windows for Claudia schiffler, and get asked to do her insides

[mark dew]

pricing the work right in the 1st place

[windows_chepstow]

pricing the work right in the 1st place

Or, even better, overpricing and finding the customer is over the moon with your job and your price!

[Thecleanerservice]

pricing the work right in the 1st place

Or, even better, overpricing and finding the customer is over the moon with your job and your price!

Something tells me you had a jolly good day old boy, Tosh.

Pj

[brett walker]

Stay in bed and send the wife to work instead

dave

  best one yet !

[Sir Squeaky]

*****NEWSFLASH*****

The best way to start the day is to find out the wife is leaving you (for whatever reason, any'll do).


Joy of joys when you realise that the old hag will not persue you around the  house for the smallest of reasons.


Then you can get on and make some real money, and spend it on the sprog.

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!                   

Read my mind Graham!

[windows_chepstow]

CS Gas spray for bad customers!

[Thecleanerservice]

CS Gas spray for bad customers!

Mmmm, bad day today tosh, methinks
Pj

[dustycorner]

A taser gun for bad customers

[Moderator David@stives]

Stay in bed and send the wife to work instead

dave

let the wife back in bed after she has had an hard day !!!

Dave

[windows_chepstow]

CS Gas spray for bad customers!

Mmmm, bad day today tosh, methinks
Pj

Cheers, PJ,

You're right.

I've lost my Rojack Ladder Stopper, argued with a 'customer' and a button has fallen off my mobile phone!

Your post made me smile though.

[Sir Squeaky]

You think its bad now? Wait until I get plastered later on and start typing stuff I shouldn't/
 

I'll look forward to that.
Thursday nights too then Graham? Same here.
Well I suppose fridays don't really matter.

Don't those people on the bwca thread know that Clearasil is best for ridding yourself of spots?

[Moderator David@stives]

clearasil 
ive just picked myself off the floor with laughter.
the best laugh ive had for ages.
nice one , you crack me up

  clearasil :)ah ah ah

dave
i like it

[Thecleanerservice]

You think its bad now? Wait until I get plastered later on and start typing stuff I shouldn't/

 

If you get Typered and start plastering stuff I'm going to have to go into Denial