My 2 best stories are....Was workin with my bro in law once on a posh house in the country and the custy came round the corner to see him him in full flo, face to face with no cover! He simply sidestepped a few feet until his lower half was behind a bush and carried on (avoiding eye contact with custy) After he was done he simply said "i beg your pardon, thats all i can say" He's still a custy.
The other one was a little more embarrassing, i was at a small terraced house with an outside loo and needed a no2. i sneeked into the loo whilst my mate carried on. much to my dismay the loo didnt flush!
what to do i wondered!?! decided to do the cowardly thing and just walk away im ashamed to say! :
a month later went back again hardly remembering the incident,,,the lady came straight out and handed me my wallet and said "did you lose something"?
I'd dropped it next to the toilet! What an idiot. Still kept her on the books somehow