I got a call today from a local place to see if I could give them a price to clean their conservatory roof. As I was sat here twiddling my thumbs I thought Id go round and give them a price there and then.
So I gets round there and its a very old place, the guy reckoned the floorboards were Elizabethan, so I gave them a price for the roof.
Whilst we nattering etc his eyes suddenly lit up and he said 'Could I come through the house and have a look in another room see if my pole could do something else whilst I am there?' I says, 'Yessum bhass! so off we toddles through this old place with allsorts of exposed beams and leaded windows, nice it was.
He unlocks a big wooden door and in this room there was a huge open fireplace, a lovely high wooden balcony overlooking the room with the ceiling vault probably about 25' from the ground.
He pointed up into the apex of the roof and said can your pole reach them......
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