I arrived at 9 this morning and already she's dusting, polishing and hoovering. I do the windows both sides, collect my money and ask her on the way out how often I should come.
"Every 3 weeks please"
"Isn't that a bit too often? Perhaps once a month to 6 weeks?" I ask.
The look on her face was almost as if I'd dropped my strides and pooed on her carpet
"No no Simon every 3 weeks please" (this said really panicky)
At £20 a go I wish all my custys were like her!!