[scrubarug]

Around 2am the house phone rang,you immediatly think yhe worse
any way very drunk male with sounds of retching in the background
my wife is being sick all over the bedroom what can you do mate
Reply,
 1 i am no mate of yours at 2am when they ring me pi**ed
 2 my advice is put your wifes head in a bucket,
 3 get your self some shut eye and if shes still alive in the morning let her clear it up
Oh I Happy New Year mate
Now out to clean a nursery knackered before i start and yes a deep freezing frost AGAIN
Hope every one elses festivities are quieter than mine
Cheers All

[Colin Day]

If you didn't laugh you'd cry, wouldn't you?

That's why I decided not to put 24 hours service in my ads and on my leaflets.... No one can get through after 11pm and before 7am anyway!!!!!!!

[scrubarug]

laughed then cried
line kept open for elderly parents to get get in touch
my brothers turn to be on call tonight
nearly 8pm zzzzzzzzzzz