Ewan, are you a schizophrenic?
You have a double personality, you are being quite humorous of late
I find this thread amusing, particularly your contribution. It hurts to be honest to admit that, perhpas you should have admitted your anorak/shed tendancies earlier
If it goes too far and you find yourself becoming obsessive about escaping to your 'cave' to listen to The Archers on Radio 4 whilst supping on a glass of red wine, sitting in a deckchair and playing with diodes, voltage meters and hanging your spanners in specially designated places with their profiles drawn on the wall behind then dont hesitate in asking for help, we can bring you onboard
I better sit down after that, I think I need a holiday