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drakestar!

  • Posts: 311
Swine flu has hit my round!
« on: July 01, 2009, 08:49:38 pm »
I knocked for my money tonight & the lady came to the door & told me the whole house has got it,
she tried to pay me but i wasnt gonna take it!
She would of given it to me on the money, no flippin way!
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SherwoodCleaningSe

  • Posts: 2368
Re: Swine flu has hit my round!
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2009, 08:51:35 pm »
What a pig.  Keep going that way and the piggy bank will be empty.
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martinsadie

Re: Swine flu has hit my round!
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2009, 08:51:41 pm »
free clean then  ;D
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kevin James

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Re: Swine flu has hit my round!
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2009, 08:55:29 pm »
Try the NHS Help Line. I tried but all I got was crackling.

Kevin.
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drakestar!

  • Posts: 311
Re: Swine flu has hit my round!
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2009, 08:57:47 pm »
she will be paying next time for sure!
i knew the jokes would come, lol
never pull a pig, now i know why!
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martinsadie

Re: Swine flu has hit my round!
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2009, 08:59:00 pm »
Quote from: kevin James on July 01, 2009, 08:55:29 pm
Try the NHS Help Line. I tried but all got was crackling.

Kevin.
;D ;D
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brighouse_wc_trad

  • Posts: 50
Re: Swine flu has hit my round!
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2009, 09:20:49 pm »
swine flu claimed it's first celebrity casualty today.

kermit the frog, guess where he got it from
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Mother Nature will have the last laugh, then carry on without us.

matt

Re: Swine flu has hit my round!
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2009, 10:09:10 pm »
its a serious thing folks

in a few months time when a fair % or people will have it and we knock on 15 doors a day to collect money, we will be in the firing line
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seandyer2003

Re: Swine flu has hit my round!
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2009, 10:24:42 pm »
Quote from: drakestar! on July 01, 2009, 08:49:38 pm
I knocked for my money tonight & the lady came to the door & told me the whole house has got it,
she tried to pay me but i wasnt gonna take it!
She would of given it to me on the money, no flippin way!

Online payment!
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Blue Frog Systems

  • Posts: 3813
Re: Swine flu has hit my round!
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2009, 10:35:53 pm »
Online for sure.... if they dont do it ask them to ring the bank ;)
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Only those who risk going too far will truly know how far they can actually go

Oakley Windows

Re: Swine flu has hit my round!
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2009, 10:36:00 pm »
I suppose you could panic  ;)

Or just get on with it.

I heard there were 8 people killed on our roads in total today, and yesterday apparently. Probably tomorrow too  ;)
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jouk45

  • Posts: 2010
Re: Swine flu has hit my round!
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2009, 10:36:34 pm »
thats the best excuse for not paying i have heard yet   i would do a runner to ;D
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wfp master

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Re: Swine flu has hit my round!
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2009, 11:31:27 pm »
i think you are telling porkies  :)
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Neil Williams

Re: Swine flu has hit my round!
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2009, 11:42:35 pm »
Quote from: Matt @ Oakley Windows on July 01, 2009, 10:36:00 pm
I heard there were 8 people killed on our roads in total today, and yesterday apparently. Probably tomorrow too  ;)

Exactly.
There will be casualties to heat stroke, but will that stop window cleaners working?
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APPLEMAIDCLEANING

  • Posts: 362
Re: Swine flu has hit my round!
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2009, 11:50:33 pm »
Quote from: matt on July 01, 2009, 10:09:10 pm
its a serious thing folks

in a few months time when a fair % or people will have it and we knock on 15 doors a day to collect money, we will be in the firing line

I sell a hand foam and wipes that kill flu virus if your interested  ;D ;D ;D
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LWC

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Re: Swine flu has hit my round!
« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2009, 07:23:21 am »
You must not of sterlised the windows properly for them, its a new service im offering, "keep your windows free from swine flu with our water fed pole system"
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SherwoodCleaningSe

  • Posts: 2368
Re: Swine flu has hit my round!
« Reply #16 on: July 07, 2009, 09:06:23 pm »
The wife phoned up a customer to book a job in for tomorrow and they have the dreaded swine flu.  Said they'll leave the money out.  We wear latex gloves but I might take some detol along as well.

Simon.
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