Went to my boat moored on Rudyard Lake, near Leek, on Sunday, and cleaned it up ready for sailing.
Duck muck everywhere and four inches of water slopping around the cockpit plus 12 little fluffy ducklings, [big aaah!!]
Mum duck was creating lots of fuss around the boat, so carefully scooped up her youngsters, all of whom were quite able to swim unaided, and put them over the side.
Went back yesterday to find Mum proudly parading her little ones around the moorings, much to the pleasure of all the weekend visitors and especially the children.
Oh yes, I nearly forgot, cleaned cabin windows in and out, but no tip forthcoming from the owner - tight s*d!