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Trotsky

Poles apart
« on: November 06, 2008, 11:23:02 pm »
Hi, Story of the week
(names and places changed to hide real identity!)

John; Cleaned a well known business in high street... lets call it M&S!
Twice a month £15 each time (£30 a month)

John asks Bill; How much would you be willing to under-cut me to get this job?
Bill replies; Oh I don't know I would do it for £20 a month!?!

John then tells him; I have been undercut by a Pole and were not talking WFP here!
John continues; Guess how much he is doing it for?

Bill; What £8 - £5?
John;  £1
(please note this is the clean version,profanity removed!)

Bill answers finally; You going to under-cut him???????
I think we all know the answer  :P :'( >:( :(


Trotsky

Re: Poles apart
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2008, 08:06:34 pm »
 :o ::) :o
I take it no one answered because they didn't believe it?
Well it's true... the poles are coming and they work for peanuts!
If you don't believe me ring up "Boots" Dover and talk to the manager!

Times are a changing... Fast!

mattsimm

Re: Poles apart
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2008, 08:40:20 pm »
 ::) ::) ::)
Hi Steve
Yes it is true
I being "Bill" of course and David being "John"
Just couldn't believe it!
I am so glad I haven't invested in that new van now!  ::)
I hope it's just a "One Off"
what you doing back on here?
Catch up later, Matt

Trotsky

Re: Poles apart
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2008, 10:05:09 pm »
 8) see you Sunday