[Clive McDonald]

you've got me interested in your signing now. Forget the picture describe. I presume it has your company name, some mention of window cleaning, and a big phone number, but beyond that does it describe the services you offer or the benefits?

[Captain Scarlet]

Its nothing spectuacular. I designed it myself on Adobe Illustrator and sent the files to the sign writers for cutting, then they applied it. Ive had loads of good comments about it. But part of me is very proud of it, and the other scared of people saying its rubbish!!

[Captain Scarlet]

its a Peugeot Expert, my company name is on all sides as large as possible. Its bi lingual ( welsh and english ) details of my services, massive phone number, website, email and other smaller phone number. And huge oversized drip graphics on all sides

[Jeff Brimble]

Did the signing help you get this current job ?

[Captain Scarlet]

yes, from some other aristocracy!! they saw it, cleaned there place, told her ladyship about us then cleaning hers

[Jeff Brimble]

I was inside the guest beds wing and working my way slowly along by myself. I have a rule not to touch anything but was in one room when I noticed an 8" long white box about the size of a pencil on a dressing table. On it in big specially bold print it said "Candle Alarm Clock"
Thre e rooms on and my curiosity got the better of me and I sneaked back for a peek ! .........

Furtively opening the box I saw that inside was a standard candle and wrapped around it a piece of paper. What the ?? nothing else !!!

On the paper it said

Instructions.

This candle is graduated in hours, Lie on front insert candle in rectum to required depth.

Light, go to sleep.  They must of heard the howls of laughter echoing down the corridors.

[elite mike]

I was inside the guest beds wing and working my way slowly along by myself. I have a rule not to touch anything but was in one room when I noticed an 8" long white box about the size of a pencil on a dressing table. On it in big specially bold print it said "Candle Alarm Clock"
Thre e rooms on and my curiosity got the better of me and I sneaked back for a peek ! .........

Furtively opening the box I saw that inside was a standard candle and wrapped around it a piece of paper. What the ?? nothing else !!!

On the paper it said

Instructions.

This candle is graduated in hours, Lie on front insert candle in rectum to required depth.

Light, go to sleep.  They must of heard the howls of laughter echoing down the corridors.

my god jeff that made me laugh

[R.V.A Window Cleaning Services]

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[Captain Scarlet]

I dont think Ill be telling her ladyship about this story!!!