I found this online. Edited it, printed it and my wife and I have signed it. I thought it was funny
Love Contract
to Not Buy Thousand-Dollar
Vacuum Cleaners
We, the ____________ family, acknowledge that security and comfort are at
least partially dependent on financial resources. This family also
knows that darn good vacuum cleaners are available NEW for as little as
$190.
We pledge to keep these two facts in mind when confronted face-to-face
or over the phone with the virtues of a Kirby vacuum cleaner. And we swear to never spend $3,000, $2,000 or even $_____ for a f---ing vacuum cleaner.
Because no vacuum cleaner, even if it is guaranteed to solve all the
other health and comfort problems in our home, and even if we are
promised that it will last for 1000 years, can hold our family together
if we don't trust one another with a greasy door-to-door salesman.
We, the undersigned, swear to keep this Love Contract for as long as we
both shall live.
_______________ and ________________ ___________________
Date _____________________