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Grafters Cleaning Services

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Silly Lady!!!
« on: January 25, 2008, 04:38:48 pm »
Out working today when the phone rings .. “ring..ring..ring”
(me) hello, grafters cleaning services...jay speaking

(lady) can you give me a quote for window cleaning

(me) certainly, what area are you in?

(lady) locks heath

(me) i’m down there in the morning would you like me to call by and give you a quote?

(lady) can you not give it over the phone?

(me) no i need to see the property first

(lady) but i won’t be in tomorrow

(me) no proplem, i have your mobile number on my phone here, so i can look at your house then call you on your mobile with a price, if you’re happy with that i can do it then leave you a SAE and you can send me a cheque

(lady) oh okay then

(me) so what’s your address then

(lady) i’m sorry but i don’t give out my address

(me) long pause and followed by disbelief ........then DERRRR! How can i possibly give you a quote and even clean your windows if i don’t know your address?
(lady) oh yeh!
......................
Eventually she gives me her address but i have so say i’m a bit suspect or is she really that THICK?
JAY "GRAFTERS"
From Southampton
www.high-shine.co.uk

cat9921

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Re: Silly Lady!!!
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2008, 04:48:37 pm »
What A dope,, be carefull on this one. She may not have the brain to understand WFP and complain about windows that are wet  :D

Re: Silly Lady!!!
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2008, 04:49:40 pm »
never call her back with a quote shell knock you down get a few quote sheets run off and put it through the letter box that way she cant haggle you over the phone and its in writing end of

williamx

Re: Silly Lady!!!
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2008, 04:50:30 pm »
Why didn't you ask the women to pick you up, blindfold you, then take you too her home, then she be completly safe.  ;D

Tim Rose

Re: Silly Lady!!!
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2008, 04:51:50 pm »

cat9921

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Re: Silly Lady!!!
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2008, 04:53:34 pm »
Why didn't you ask the women to pick you up, blindfold you, then take you too her home, then she be completly safe.  ;D

LOL  ;D ;D ;D

Grafters Cleaning Services

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Re: Silly Lady!!!
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2008, 04:56:01 pm »
never call her back with a quote shell knock you down get a few quote sheets run off and put it through the letter box that way she cant haggle you over the phone and its in writing end of
i never haggle, my price is my price
JAY "GRAFTERS"
From Southampton
www.high-shine.co.uk

Grafters Cleaning Services

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Re: Silly Lady!!!
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2008, 04:56:41 pm »
Why didn't you ask the women to pick you up, blindfold you, then take you too her home, then she be completly safe.  ;D
nice one ;D
JAY "GRAFTERS"
From Southampton
www.high-shine.co.uk

Grafters Cleaning Services

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Re: Silly Lady!!!
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2008, 04:57:36 pm »
JAY "GRAFTERS"
From Southampton
www.high-shine.co.uk

Tosh

Re: Silly Lady!!!
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2008, 06:16:46 pm »
Why didn't you ask the women to pick you up, blindfold you, then take you too her home, then she be completly safe.  ;D


 ;D ;D;D

xxmattyxx

Re: Silly Lady!!!
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2008, 08:26:59 pm »
Sounds like my Mum, I'd bin her if I was you.

 ;D  ;D

 :o

Matt