Dave,
You just revived one of my old nightmares!
Two years ago, in the early days of January I was called out by one of my long-standing customers - large house just outside Danbury, lounge carpet, cream wilton, 180 sq. yds., layed three weeks earlier.
Paddy, her irish wolf hound had decided to eat the Christmas tree ! Needless to say he failed to finish the meal but did manage to vomit up a large number of pine needles, mixed with other, unidentifiable, stomac contents in about ten different areas of the carpet. :
Since I had travelled some twenty miles to view this, I did offer to give the stains a quick rinse and her a report for her insurance company.
This is as far as I should have gone.
However twenty minutes of her recalling all the "imposible" stains that I had previously removed for her, her parents, her grandparents etc., followed by a passably good impersonation of whatever my daughters do when they say "Daddy......" in that certain tone - and I spent the next two hours crawling arround with a hand tool.
The result of all my efforts? No more than I would have achieved in ten minutes had I followed my orriginal plan!!
However, I did leave the house with two £50 notes stuffed in my top pocket by a client who had the statisfied feeling the all that could be done, had been done, plus the case of wine, bottle of scotch and three bottles of sherry her obedient husband had been told to load onto my van
There's nowt so queer as folk!!!
John.
PS. The carpet was replaced, a few weeks later, under insurance, after her youngest son decided it would be fun to have a camp fire inside the plastic wigwam he had got for Christmas,
PPS. I am booked to go back there in about six weeks for " A few little jobs......about a days work" I do'nt know what I shall encounter but I have a feeling that it won't be a boring day!