Just in case anyone's wondering: "when I was a youngster" was a good few years ago.
63 this year
Two and a bit to go, then relax in poverty 
Don't give me that Ian. You'll have 50 franchisees on the go by then. You'll be sitting on your golden throne in your mansion wondering how to spend all that money
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I'm not too many years behind either. I've got as far as 50. Not sure how I managed it sometimes either
. Still, whatever it's like, being 50 is a lot better than the alternative.