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Barry Livingstone

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funny marketing
« on: November 27, 2006, 12:54:36 am »
Found this ad for cc on the net.....


Clean Carpets Like New

-   Deep pile carpet looking shallow?
-   Shag pile looking decidedly shagged?
-   Grubby starting to look dirty?

Time to finish the spring clean with a carpet clean


do you think they get a lot with this..... :o :o :o :o
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Carpet, Upholstery cleaning & hard floor cleaning.
                     Fife, perth and tayside.

derikraven

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Re: funny marketing
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2006, 06:09:40 am »
nah!!
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AquaMagic

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Re: funny marketing
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2006, 04:55:43 pm »
I agree, although some people like humour when it comes to providing a service in someones home most people want professional, besides i know my grandma wouldnt like the word shagged! , so how many other old dears would approve?

Dene
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gwrightson

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Re: funny marketing
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2006, 06:08:24 pm »

    Taken from the oxford english dictionary,
    so I suppose take it any way you like
 


 

shagged

  • adjective Brit. vulgar slang 1 exhausted. 2 damaged or ruined.

  Geoff

 

 
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who ever said dont knock before u try ,i never tried dog crap but i know i wouldnt like  haha

AquaMagic

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Re: funny marketing
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2006, 05:57:47 pm »
Geoff you can also find the words , numpty, thingy, Vulva & Paedorast in the English dictionary but i wouldnt put em on my flyers.   ;)
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Mike Halliday

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Re: funny marketing
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2006, 06:06:41 pm »
I don't know I might try them on my next leaflet;


all you Mucky numptys!! get your carpets cleaned before I kick you in the vulva!! :o :o


Mike
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Mike Halliday.  www.henryhalliday.co.uk

Shaun_Ashmore

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Re: funny marketing
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2006, 11:13:58 pm »
Honest and straight to the point.

Should be a winner.

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David_Annable

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Re: funny marketing
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2006, 11:26:01 pm »
Hi

For all you southern jessies.

What works with straight forward Yorksiremen will not work with your custys.

Dave
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Neil Grainger

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Re: funny marketing
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2006, 08:14:24 am »
David do you offer them a free wippet and Pigeon as part of your sales pitch.  ;D ;D
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gwrightson

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Re: funny marketing
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2006, 06:29:34 pm »
wippet and pigeon :)
well certainly better than watered down beer and woosies in so called wine bars ;D,
what the hell is that about?,  wine bars,oh yes !............  posers bars

Geoff
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who ever said dont knock before u try ,i never tried dog crap but i know i wouldnt like  haha

Neil Grainger

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Re: funny marketing
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2006, 06:36:02 pm »
Geoff

I could take you to some Pubs down south where you would not mention the word southern softies.

Wine Bars, you've been watching to much tele again.
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gwrightson

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Re: funny marketing
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2006, 06:40:44 pm »
ok then, southern pansies ;)

Geoff
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who ever said dont knock before u try ,i never tried dog crap but i know i wouldnt like  haha

Shaun_Ashmore

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Re: funny marketing
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2006, 08:39:02 pm »
Mention 'anything' in the pubs up north and they'll have ya!

Don't even breathe

Shaun
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AquaMagic

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Re: funny marketing
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2006, 10:49:18 pm »
Im my local the other night the first question in the quiz was, "nah then what you f**king looking at pal"

I love it up north.
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Shaun_Ashmore

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Re: funny marketing
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2006, 10:51:15 pm »
"I dunt na but it's fukn lukn back"

It's grim up north

Shaun
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AquaMagic

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Re: funny marketing
« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2006, 11:05:59 pm »
In the same boozer they search you on the door for weapons......then sell you some if you arent packing!!!    ;D
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Shaun_Ashmore

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Re: funny marketing
« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2006, 11:07:43 pm »
my wife has daggers in her eyes!

Shaun
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AquaMagic

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Re: funny marketing
« Reply #17 on: November 29, 2006, 11:10:57 pm »
It must be Northern Women mate, mines the same, especially if i leave after 06:00 and come in before 20:00 from work.  "Some thing about her and Winstons time?"
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