You should be ashamed of yourself! No ladders - wot a pooftah! No skill in that! Bog-brush on a stick! Rip-off merchant! I bet you don't send your kids up chimneys for an extra half-crown anymore either!
New customers? Pah! You should be paying them for the privilege of working for them, you lower class low-life you! Know your place man!
Good weather? Getchyerself a sou'wester and set of oilskins man!
Anyway I can't stay here jawing all day, I've got Dobbin to feed, his harness to polish and the axles on the cart to grease. (I bet you've gone over to one of them new-fangled horseless carriages too!)
Ooops sorry, I've just turned into squeaky.....