HAPPENED TO ME.......... SOME COP WENT TO ONE OF MY CUSTOMERS WHO HAD BEEN BURGLED & FIRST QUESTION WAS , WHO IS YOUR WINDOW CLEANER ........... I PHONE TO LODGE A COMPLAINT AS I WANTED TO KNOW WHY HE HADNT ASKED THE QUESTION , DO YOU KNOW ALL THE POLICE OFFICERS OPPERATING IN THE AREA , SIGNALLING OUT ME INSTEAD OF THE BUTCHER , BAKER OR CANDLESTICK MAKER ......
GOT NOWHERE , BUT HAVE THE GREAT SATISFACTION OF KNOWING THAT I WILL EARN MORE PER WEEK THAN THE MUPPET WHO ATTENDED HER HOUSE ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS LIKE THAT ........ NOWONDER THEY HAVE A BAD NAME , UNIFORM , CAR & WALKIE TALKIES ( HA HA HA ) NEARLY FELL OFF THE LADDER IMAGINING HIM SAT IN HER HOUSE HAVING A CUP OF TEA , UNLIKE ME WHO NEVER GOT OFFERED ONE OFF THE SOUR-FACED COW ........ PC PLOD OR THE W/C , HAAAA HAA HAA HAAA HAA ITS HILLARIOUS ,