If it’s washing machine stories you want . I have a belter . Are you all ready , sit down get a cuppa and I will begin . We recently moved house . Brought our old one with us . But when we got the keys to the new place , there was already one plumbed in . I still tell this story 3 months later, gets loads of laughs down the pub . No one can believe it , but it’s true . Unbelievable.