This perked up my day
Cleaning a house
Woman came out over road can I have a quote.
No problem, I'll come over when I've done this house.
Goes and gets a pen out of van, walk across road.
I'm counting windows talking to myself as i walk over...8 quid front, 2 quid side, let's look at look at back....oh there's a garage no back acces no thanks
Jumped back into van giggling to myself and drove off