Been cleaning this house for 7 yrs, 6 yrs by WFP. Suddenly the missus doesn't like WFP anymore so can I recommend someone that uses ladders? Err No!
To top it all off 'if' he finds a windy that uses ladders and he turns out to be rubbish apparently he'll call me to continue!
Thought I'd heard it all but this one surprised me even after 10yrs in the job. Nowt queer as folk.
Dumped or me sacked whichever you like and not replaced by 2 new ones in typical CIU fashion
I had a right snooty bloke like this a few years ago. His missus was OK but he would make snide comments like "make sure you wipe the cills" and "that was quick".
Anyway he was in and his wife comes out to pay and says ...
"(Husband's name) wants to know if you can recommend someone who can do it the old way."
Me: "Why would he want that? Are the windows not clean enough?"
Her: "He thinks you're too quick for the money."
Me: "I'm quite happy to discuss it with him as he's home."
Her: "No need, but do you know of anyone who can use ladders?"
Me: "Yes. Your husband."
Her: (Getting huffy) "That's not very helpful."
Me: "I don't feel like being helpful when someone asks me who I recommend to replace me."
Her: "Well you'd better carry on cleaning until we find someone."
Me: "I've decided not to."
Her "What do you mean."
Me: "I've decided not to work for you and your husband, I don't like your attitude."
Her: (Speechless)