A long time ago 30 years almost I went self employed.
Business cards printed by going into a shop and discussing what I wanted with a guy with a well chewed pencil behind his ear.
Still lived with my parents at the time so their phone number went on the cards.
After a bit my girl and i got a mortgage and our own phone number problem was I still had a thick bunch of cards with my parents number.
Cue many nights writing out our new phone number on self adhesive sticker sheets.
Happy days indeed.
Strange thing was that through all the years of mini cassette tape answer machines mobile phones the size of bricks text messages and tinternet my parents still get phone calls wondering if am still cleaning windows.