[G Griffin]

I only canvass commercial work after midnight.
Pubs, lap dancing places, brothels etc.
It's really good for business. Their business.

[Arnold Palmer]

I only canvass commercial work after midnight.
Pubs, lap dancing places, brothels etc.
It's really good for business. Their business.

I hear that you offer a free buff and polish of stripper poles with your microfibre.

[steve rix]

I only canvass commercial work after midnight.
Pubs, lap dancing places, brothels etc.
It's really good for business. Their business.

I hear that you offer a free buff and polish of stripper poles with your microfibre.


Nah its usually too damp and sticky

[Tosh]

I only canvass commercial work after midnight.
Pubs, lap dancing places, brothels etc.
It's really good for business. Their business.

They’re lap-dancing establishments, cuh!

“Places”, so working class.

[Johnny B]

When I canvass after midnight I show prospective customers my CRO records.

I always wear my smart corporate uniform as well. You will recognize me by my black and white striped top, black trousers and eye mask.

I like my customers to know what sort of person they are dealing with.

John.

[robbo333]

That time of night I canvass the back door! 

[Shrek]

Santa: Doctor, I've got a mince pie stuck up my arse.

Doctor: Don't worry, I've got some cream for it.