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Dave Willis

Employee phones up ill!
« on: December 21, 2016, 10:12:28 pm »
He said "i can't come to work today I'm sick"
  ??? How sick I said
"Well I'm in bed with my sister"

Shrek

  • Posts: 3931
Re: Employee phones up ill!
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2016, 05:04:46 am »
Just bought some Jamie Oliver sausages.

It says on the packaging "prick with a fork"

Can't really argue with that.

DaveG

  • Posts: 6347
Re: Employee phones up ill!
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2016, 05:35:39 pm »
I'll get your coats...
You can't polish a turd

robbo333

  • Posts: 2419
Re: Employee phones up ill!
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2016, 06:03:12 pm »
When I worked for the Samaritans, I phoned in sick one morning...but they talked me out of it!  :o
"Thank you for calling: if you have a 1st floor flat, mid terraced house, lots of dogs, no parking, no side access, or no sense of humour, please press hold!
For all other enquiries, please press1"