[CleanerCarpets]

Doing a house today, leather and carpets.

They had a stairlift and I was prevaccing the stairs and round the stairlift frame. I noticed tooked down the side of the frame a white T shirt so I naturally just thought I'd pick it up and put it to one side for the custy to sort later.

When I picked it up I then realized it was a dirty pair of kegs and I had just pulled em out holding the poo'y crotch !

I've took em home cos they are in a better state than most of mine

[MOD NOTE: Pictures removed] Please be more considerate in the future.

[garyhumphreys]

Once helped a lady move her husbands bedside cabinet which revealed a pile of jazz mags underneath. Awkward.

[CleanerCarpets]

lol, i bet he was one mag short after you left as well !!   

[Radek Jablonski]

Why the hell did you post these pics here 

[Lewis Newby]

Why the hell did you post these pics here 

It's an auction mate,  you could own then for the right bid... 

[gwrightson]

I remember moving a bed to clean underneath and underneath was an old dirty t-shirt,  I placed the t shirt on the bed thinking no more of it.

A few days later I received a large brown envelope through the post with the said same t shirt and a short simple note " you left this while working at my house"   

I  felt quite embarrassed thinking she actuality thought it was mine  and that I would have stripped off and left it there.
Geoff

[Stoots]

kegs are trousers in yorkshire   

what you have found is a dirty pair of scrots   

[Radek Jablonski]

The only dirty thing I found so far was an used condom. It was rented house and landlord took care of it

[mr muzzy]

I moved a settee a few years ago there was a dildo under it
I put it upright on the table ,when I was done said to the lady found that under the settee
she said eeeeee that's not mine , I said never
don't know why I have not done her carpets anymore

[Simon Gerrard]

I was cleaning the bedroom carpets in an airline pilots house and found a fully inflated blow up doll complete with hair in all the right places down the side of a bed in the spare room.
Shoved it into a wardrobe and said nowt

[G.C.]

So glad you don't clean my carpets Simon you would tell people all my secrets what I have got..... ....lol.

[ShaunL]

found a  guys cock ring behind a bedside cabinet once. Put it on the corner of his bed in plain view (with my lance of course) to see if he'd get embarrassed when I showed him around after the clean.

[Alby]

Moved a bedside cabinet and saw a dildo so I kicked it under the bed, the thing started buzzing   
Grabbed my wand and dragged out again still buzzing tried to kill it with my wand by hitting it, still would't die , in the end had to pick it up to switch it off. 

[julianb]

What's a cock ring?

[benny d]

Moved a bedside cabinet and saw a dildo so I kicked it under the bed, the thing started buzzing   
Grabbed my wand and dragged out again still buzzing tried to kill it with my wand by hitting it, still would't die , in the end had to pick it up to switch it off.

Im glad you didnt put it down your trousers! 

[tim handley]

do chickens even wear jewellery?  ive never heard of that???

[ShaunL]

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