Ive just taken on one who I just know is going to be a right royal pain!
Apparently Im to address her neighbour as Ms Simson, not Mrs Simson, so she tells me. Its not like she's royalty, she lives in a two bed semi, end terrace. Not met her yet. I can see this being a one visit wonder.
Next time you are there you want to say that you want her to address YOU as "Mr Boombastic" or "Mr Ed" or "Mr Sir" or "Mr Mister" or "Mr Pinkerton-Smythe de Lacey Roquefort" something equally silly