On Meridian this morning they were interviewing a representative from southern water. He tried to brush aside the leaks that the company have by coming out with an excuse that they are working on them.
They then questioned him about reservoirs, again lame excuse saying that the reservoirs we've got are adequate or somthing along those lines.
Here comes the best one... He was asked why don't they move water from the north down to the south where there is a so called shortage... two excuses came forward-
No 1 - It would cost too much as water is very heavy.
No 2 - It is the wrong type of water
How can it be the wrong type of water? If soft water which is up north is piped down to the south which is generally a hard water area, when mixed together will they explode?? Maybe to be able to mix soft and hard water together is rocket science. So chaps, be very careful that you don't come into contact with pure water and hard water at the same time.... You may just find yourself in orbit!!!
Maybe Southern Water has taken on the same PR that the railways use.
Macc