We had a call from a shed company who supply and erect sheds for a very large national company. On the morning arranged the customer realised she was low on milk so she shot to the shop for milk and was gone literally five minutes. When she arrived home the lorry was outside her house, she walked through the garden gate to find the lorry driver squeezing one out on her patio
After she protested he put it in her wheely bin and left site with the shed.
I was told the attend site, appease the customer and rectify the customer at any cost, I cleaned the entire garden's hard surfaces and wheely bin then the shed was erected all at no cost to the customer. The shed company needed to rectify the situation away from the "big named client" as they could loose a multi million pound contract.
The moral of this story is "the van is a good place" - never be ashamed to have to poo ! Just look at the faces of envy when you jump in the back of the van in the traffic jam and the women have to find a bush in high heels