Was cleaning a mates house today, but have to go in next door neighbours garden to clean the skylites and one of the bedroom windows.
Knocked on next door neighbours to see if it was ok, no answer so I just carried on. Wasn't a gate so just walked in.
Anyway was cracking on this old woman comes out, asks what I'm doing. I said sorry sweetheart I knocked your door twice but was no answer, I'm just cleaning these windows is that ok?? She said well f@cking knock louder next time I said no worries, she went and I carried on.
Then I started to laugh. She come out f-in and blinding how dare you get out of my garden I'm going to murder you, I said that's a bit extreme isn't it. Packed my pole up and went while she's screaming at me.
What a day.
On a plus side one of my customers bought me back a jar of Italian coffee and a light with the pope on from Italy.
Every cloud...........