[Steve Gunn]

Had 4 this past week who all wanted to pay by cheque even though 2
were moving abroad,do they think I came over on the banana boat cash or card

Student letting week last minute mad rush to get them done before students arrive been some unhappy parents this week £875 deposit and the place was rank sent guy round with mr muscle to clean oven

On a bright note went to one this morning girls roaming around half naked 

[Barry Livingstone]

I had one like that In Edinburgh, 4 wee Sweets, they might have put more than hot pants on and t-shirts.

The one In St Andrews are Better its like the UN

[tony bish]

I did a job a while back for two nubile young ladies ,who asked me after I had finished if there was any other way they could pay me for my services .......with which I replied sure thing ... a cheques fine .Funny as something told me they had done a lot of business this way.