How about this?
I was sat in the van eating a custard doughnut when one of my custies whose name is Connie came over and asked me if I would clean her conny roof.
So I explained it was a bit windy for a windie to be cleaning a conny roof and so Connie asked if I could clean her connie another day.
So I turned up and cleaned her connie and Connie (my custy) kindly provided custard creams which I ate with a cup of tea. Only I ate them too quickly and so this windie felt a bit windy while cleaning my custy Connie's conny.
Hope that helps Stevie understand.