I've just had a customer say "I don't really like this new way, I don't understand it."
I made the best reply possible. What do you think I said?
Edit: I've changed the Subject Title to reflect the answer.
"you stupid f****** old b****,do you think i spent all this f****** money on a system so you can have me climbing a f****** ladder just to please your f****** sense of monetary worth and keep me in my f****** PLACE.....................................................that will be £8.00 please and have a nice day
i must admit that was a bad day for me on that occasion but i did feel better,it was better than any counselling i had up to that point