Turned up at a house, usual run of the mill 4 bedder. Just had an extension put on the back. Was out the back chatting the woman who lives there, getting along swimmingly. Anyway after 5 minutes I made my case about cracking on with the work, etc etc. She went back indoors and left me to it.
5 minutes Dan The Man comes round the back from the front where he was working. Says she wants me to move the van as the cleaner needs to get out. I says just tell them I'll be two minutes and we'll be finished. Dan The Man disappears round the front.
30 seconds later my water stops. I figure Dan is moving the van so I pop round to take a look. He's moved it from in front of the drive 5 yards up the road so the cleaner can get out. I hear the lady of the house voicing her opinion about the driveway being blocked and Dan voicing his point, calmly enough from what I could gather; however he did refer to her as 'luv' or darling', cant remember which one, he likes the ladies you see. She didnt like that and said 'And dont call me darlin!' Which to be honest I figured is fair comment.
However then the Sainsburys home delivery turns up and she says 'Cant we move?' as she doesnt want the home delivery driver having to walk round our van to get to her path.
Wierdo.
