Not had one for a while, ring ring, hello, hi tracy its derek the carpet cleaner, i'm outside your house, oooh ohhh i forgot you were coming, can i rearrange please for tomorrow, no love, you can't, i have a 2 week lead time, oh okay as long as its done for xmas then,
okay i'll call you later and get you booked in for in 2 weeks time.
"NOT"once bitten!, i'm not that desperate. well maybe in january