[DB Cleaning Services]

 ;)Hi guys,
Could anyone tell me where I can print a leaflet off to give to customers that are used to traditional window cleaning. I have just bought a round and I use waterfed pole system, need to give them something to read as I haven't got time to stand and talk them thru it.
Cheers Dale

[AuRavelling79]

Dear Mrs Custy,

I 'as brawt a winder cleanin' round off my mate Gaz. So I is doin' yer windies from now on, innit? I'm not climbin' no ladders no more cuz of 'elf and Safety so I will use the all new "BBOAS" (Bog Brush On A Stick) system to clean your winders.

Please note:

THE WINDERS WILL BE LEFT WET! THIS IS NORMAL! Do not whinge; do not nudge yer hubby and say "'ere Eric! 'ees left them winders wet!" Do not pretend you're joking when you tell me "tha's cheatin'".

Your walls and paths will be left wet! What do you do when it rains, you absurd woman? Hey?

No I will not squeegee it off afterwards and if your door leaks then tuff!

And when I tip up in 4 weeks do not stand there wobblin' yer boosum, stampin' yer foot and pointing at me with yer mate Doris tellin' 'er that "ee don't do it the proper way!"

I look forward to providing you with my professional and caring service and welcoming you to Scrubbit and Scarper Windies to the Gentry.

Best wishes,




Ivor Biggun

[AuRavelling79]

Alright here's a real one (rolley eyes) tsk tsk.

Dear Mrs Custy,

As Mr X of XYZ w/c's is no longer working in this area I have agreed to add his customers to my round and assure you of my professional and conscientious service.

As you may be aware, Health and Safety and Insurance guidelines have been increased over the last few years resulting in window cleaners being restricted as to where and when they should use a ladder.

Due to these and concerns for my (my teams) personal safety I feel obligated to follow them. Therefore I will use the wfp method (explain it).

The benefit to you is that your frames are kept clean; you won't get squeeguee marks, ladder imprints in your lawn or marks on your cills and your privacy upstairs is assured.

Also if you are not happy with the windows once they have dried naturally you can call me back within 24 hours of the clean and I will put it right for you.

I look forward to having you as a valued customer and if you have any questions then please do not hesitate to contact me.

Shiny Kleen

[DB Cleaning Services]

  :)Cheers gold think I will go with the 2nd one 

[mlscontractcleaner]

We never sent letters; we just turned up one day, after years of ladders and squeegies, and cleaned the windows.

To be honest I'm not sure half of the dosey buggars have even noticed that we've changed over yet, and we've been wfp for five years now