[james51174]

So we had all turned up at a big comercial premesis we clean the other day

we use WFP on this job...caution signs etc.....

we have ladders on top of the van, but were not going to need them

Anyway, just out the van and were standing around waiting for the alarms to be switched off before we start, so hadnt unpacked the poles/hoses

The other side of the car park is another big office, with a group of suited and booted estate agent looking types, all staring our way and seemingly making jokey remarks at our expense...cant be sure as it was too far to hear, apart from the odd booming yuppy type laugh, and displays of humour ond mirth all over there well groomed, highlighted hair faces!!!

one of them swaggers over to us, whilst the rest watch in silence, with school boy grins all over their faces

when he gets to us he says

"FELLA'S"

a term that i really hate tbh

" We are all having a health and safety seminar over there today....wave to the guys"

we just stare at him in shocked amusement"

"Go on, wave to them"

so i wave

"Well done" he says...".now while your working here, I want you all to remember not to do anything stupid, or that you will regret...remember we are all very interested in watching you from over there today"

he turns on his lofa (no socks)covered heal and strutts off smirking to his colleagues!!!!!

What a totall twit!!!!!!!!

anyone here ever met a person so full of themself before?

[davids3511]

You shouldn't have waved. He wanders over, tells you what to do, you do it he wanders back to the group having asserted his dominance over u. Personally I don't react well to that sort of challenge and wouldn't have had a smirk in his face as he trotted back to his mates. Having said that I'm not a violent person but that p taking makes me see red every time.

[Blue Frog Systems]

I'd have given him a mouth full and told him to get back to his seminar before something happened that he would regret.

People like that are looking for trouble.

[AuRavelling79]

Ask him where his Hi-vis is!

[steven ainger]

Tell him, waving wasnt in the risk assesment  
Jobs worth prick

[james51174]

i waved out of shocked dissbelief tbh

hindsight is a wonderfull thing lol

[bumper]

I would of said ok get the ladder but not the one with the rung missing the other one with rung missing with a piece of wood bunged in it,ohh mind the dog poop its all over the rungs.
thanxs for helping

[james51174]

the H&S officer at one of our other jobs got 3 points and a fine for doing 38 in a 30mph limmit

its ironic tbh

an accident from speeding in a 30, involving a pedestrian is far more likely than a slipped ladder or a trip over a hose....and probably far higher chance of serious, even fatal dammage

and yet the same person still asks us to put warning signs on our buckets, and use low levels of detergent in case someone slips!!!!

what a strange world we live in!

[dazmond]

i would have just humoured him!like "ive finally met someone who has a more boring job than mine!!"


some of you guys need to chill out!no need to get angry!remember your cleaning windows!your childhood dream job!!!

[Sean Dyer]

He sounds a complete noob

I wouldve probably been caught out like you but afterward wouldve been fuming

Still like daz says , best letting it go

And someone like that will have no real friends , prat

[james51174]

i would have just humoured him!like "ive finally met someone who has a more boring job than mine!!"


some of you guys need to chill out!no need to get angry!remember your cleaning windows!your childhood dream job!!!

agreed

especially a combo of

kebab
pee and poo
alco pop coloured sick
and ketchep spit

in shop doorways in the morning

living the dream!!

[EandM]

How about:

"I'm sorry, but due to conducting a risk assessment I've determined that your spiky hair is a hazzard and the risk of physical injury considerable. I will therefore  agree only to continue this conversation if you cover it up with a hard hat or other safety wear."

[james51174]

And someone like that will have no real friends , prat

WHAT?

dont you realise he is a health and safety GOD

women love him

men want to be him

i bet when he got back over to his mates they were shaking with adrenaline......congratulating him on fronting the tattoo'ed low life peasant....probably could have got smashed out....but scared us too much

[john the cleaner]

you should have gone over to them and said is this prick with you wen they yea then said do they know you have all escaped your all inmates at the local  nut hiuse arnt you

[sparkleglass]

you should of got the brush off your van and push it were the sun dont shine , nice time send him to see me ...