The End---
i turned up and he had his back to me and then wouldnt meet my gaze. was BRAVE over the phone but meek in person
So i get my pole and mop and in under a minute i had wiped around the fan fitting a dozen times. looked brand new . then he got a bit sarcey saying if i used a stepladder i would get a much better finish. Anyway he paid me cash and we shook hands and said our goodbyes.
As i stepped outside i noticed some slivers of pre-prepared bamboo floating in my bucket. did i or didnt i shove one in his yale lock ?