It was yoghurt,the lady told me so,and it was her who spilled it.
Like I said before they are just `miffed`at paying,then them doing
What she did.
What `tickled`me was,them saying the suite should look like how
The yoghurt stain looks ( about the size of the palm of my hand)
All over the entire suite.
I recon your right anyway Hilton,it does look as if someone perhaps
As had a go with the `Vanish`.Had a look,took the cushion away,
No joy,took it back,they are oaky with it,leastways I think they are.

Lewis Doubtfire