did a clean today at a fairly big house, after finishing i walked into the kitchen to get paid and noticed the chickens in the back garden. fantastic job said the owner, whats the damage, i replied £75 and 2 free range eggs for me breakfast please.
no problem heres 6, we get most of our food from the garden,
"my wife wants to grow her own veggies but its a bit late for her now, she was gonna plant some leeks but was to late"
"leeks" said the owner, "come with me, adrain! adrian! bring ya pitch fork"
any way. to cut a long story
6 eggs
2 leeks
1 very large turnip
some yellow (mild) chillies
and a lovely bunch of flowers for the wife.
as the old BT advert use to say
"its good to talk" if not slightly cheeky