As well as Mr "My windows aren't finished" I had another beauty today.
On £10 house I was given a £20 note and I was a bit short of change and had to make the last pound up from smaller change.
I did apologise, but I was 10p short.
Customer: (looking quite put out...) "Well we'll have to knock it off next time's"
So next time I have to do it for £9.90. You couldn't make it up!
I can't emphasise enough how much I hate that village. Two "Toshs" in a day!