[wayne 77]

Little 5 year old daisy,sees a group of workmen turn up next door to build a house. She takes an inetrest and starts to talk to them. The builders with hearts of gold adopt her as their site mascot. After a week they present her with a pink hard hat and gloves, and even a wage packet with £5. Goodness , says mummy, smiling, are you working there next week? Daisy replies; I think so mummy, provided those cu*ts at JEWSONS deliver the fuc**in bricks

[Richard Neal]

Good one 

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