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jasonl

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What to say to the mrs when you get home from cleaning at a strippers house...
« on: July 02, 2010, 08:27:28 pm »
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Andy Hogarth

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Re: What to say to the mrs when you get home from cleaning at a strippers house...
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2010, 10:30:49 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D

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Mark Slaney

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Re: What to say to the mrs when you get home from cleaning at a strippers house...
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2010, 10:36:03 pm »


  Done this one recently for a lovely lady.  ;)
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Steve. Taylor

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Re: What to say to the mrs when you get home from cleaning at a strippers house...
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2010, 10:38:49 pm »
Mark never seen a wand like that where did you get it :P
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james roffey

Re: What to say to the mrs when you get home from cleaning at a strippers house...
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2010, 11:20:44 pm »
Is that what i think it is  :o
 
I cleaned for a vicar today, i must get out more ;D


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Jason Hedges

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Re: What to say to the mrs when you get home from cleaning at a strippers house...
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2010, 12:31:41 am »
I'd tell my missus it would turn her on even more than she usually is ;D

Happy nights......

All the best,
Jason.
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garyj

Re: What to say to the mrs when you get home from cleaning at a strippers house...
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2010, 04:43:57 am »
Have you been around my ex's in Winchester again Jason?
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benny d

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Re: What to say to the mrs when you get home from cleaning at a strippers house...
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2010, 07:53:20 am »
"Got to go back tomorrow to clean up another stain..."
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Shaun_Ashmore

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Re: What to say to the mrs when you get home from cleaning at a strippers house...
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2010, 08:24:04 am »
Do some work for a topless model and she was having her own photo shoot at her home and she kept walking around with her 'bits' out as if it was normal! she did ask some funny questions over the phone when she booked like was I married and did I have kids but she jus dropped them into the conversation but I was recommended so I must have been 'screened' first, been back there a few times but she had her kit on.

Shaun
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jasonl

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Re: What to say to the mrs when you get home from cleaning at a strippers house...
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2010, 08:36:00 am »
What I should have said was that she was fat and ugly, she works at Stringfellows in London , and had just put 80k deposit down on a house in a nice part of Southampton.
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derek west

Re: What to say to the mrs when you get home from cleaning at a strippers house...
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2010, 08:49:01 am »
what to say?

"sorry love i couldn't get a result so she didn't pay me, thats why ive got no money, what! oh that, thats yogurt i had for my dinner, it'll cum out"
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richy27

Re: What to say to the mrs when you get home from cleaning at a strippers house...
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2010, 08:54:17 am »
i would put money on the fact that she prob had a better day tips wise than you
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jasonl

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Re: What to say to the mrs when you get home from cleaning at a strippers house...
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2010, 09:29:24 am »
She told me that one girl earned 40grand in one night  the other week.  They pay the club £100 to work , and then 25% of earnings.
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wynne jones

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Re: What to say to the mrs when you get home from cleaning at a strippers house...
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2010, 06:04:14 pm »
These poor girls are so exploited by men.  ::)
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Carpet Dawg

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Re: What to say to the mrs when you get home from cleaning at a strippers house...
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2010, 06:06:29 pm »
£40,000 in a night? I think her thong was on too tight
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wynne jones

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Re: What to say to the mrs when you get home from cleaning at a strippers house...
« Reply #15 on: July 04, 2010, 01:15:04 pm »
I had one once, but she's went back to Krakow.  ;)
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