[rz]

i went to do a little old ladies bungalow today only a £5 job

i ended up cleaning 9 and i,m sure the next time i go their will be a lot more.

these lovely old ladies we,re like kids running for the ice cream van to catch me before i left

[e newlands]

must be your aftershave

[paul saunders]

I can just imagine a bunch of old biddies chasing you down the street with their zimmer frames shouting "young man" we want you
I bet you thought your luck was in. 

[Blue Frog Systems]

Be carefull with the old ones... They try to pour drinks down your throat constantly, tell you that you need feeding up constantly providing biccys and tell you about the war.

Well that's what I've found anyway

[G Griffin]

 It must be your van.
 Start  playing the`Teddy Bears Picnic`tune, have `Mind That Pensioner` written on the back  and you`ll get even more.