A friend of mine, not a customer, she lives 100 miles from here, has one of the large plastic penguins that used to lurk near the freezers in "Tesco".
She got it for a good size Charity Donation when they were to be scrapped.
It lives in the lounge of her bungalow, just far enough from the window to make people do "double-takes"!
It wears sunglasses in the Summer, and a woolly hat and scarf in Winter, {don't want it to get cold, do we?]
The British, we're mad as hatters!!!!! [and long may we be so]
Baldeagle in Staffordshire