[robert meldrum]

Wonder if this might be a marketing angle as soon as the cloud breaks up. We're virtually unnaffected in west central Scotland but there must be a lot of unwanted dust in other parts of the country.



If you don't do it someone else will !

[derek west]

all ready on it bob

www.mums-goto-icelandic-ash-emergency-cleanup.co.uk


 

[happy mondays]

Just been outside and got hit on the head by a lasagne, black forest gateaux and a garlic baguette........................


Must be the fall out from Iceland! 

[Ken Wainwright]

Westy

It would seem that Kerry wasn't pleased with your work

Whatever you do, when you clean Kate's carpets, make sure you do a good job, she's got a real temper and her hubby's a big lad. Even Willy Turton would come second best with him

Safe and happy cleaning
The Ken

[robert meldrum]

Is this a new title Mr Wainwright  " The " Ken

[happy mondays]

Westy

It would seem that Kerry wasn't pleased with your work

Whatever you do, when you clean Kate's carpets, make sure you do a good job, she's got a real temper and her hubby's a big lad. Even Willy Turton would come second best with him

Safe and happy cleaning
The Ken

Hya Ken,

Kerry, Kate I'm very confused, can you enlighten me?? not aware Ive done any carpet work for a Kerry, only the wife!

all the best,

Paul

[happy mondays]

 

Think I get it now Ken, sorry not woke up yet  : lol

[Dennis]

I know I shouldn't but hey ho. 


What's the difference between the Icelandic Volcano and Cheryl Cole?
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The volcano's still blowing Ash! 

[happy mondays]

 

[Steve. Taylor]

Wash your mouth dennis CUM to think of it wash yours to cheryl that ash puts it about a bit

[Jim_77]

I've already had a cancellation due to this (custy can't get home from abroad to keep appointment)

Anyone else losing business from it?

I'm struggling to think how to turn this round into a positive!

[derikraven]

I thought Icelandic ash was a type of laminate flooring  :

[robert meldrum]

I had to drive to Southampton and back yesterday ( 950 miles ) with all flights cancelled and my son under orders " to be back at base " on time. More knackered today than I would be if I'd been cleaning all day !

[Michael Smallwood]

I've already had a cancellation due to this (custy can't get home from abroad to keep appointment)

Anyone else losing business from it?

I'm struggling to think how to turn this round into a positive!

Could be a good time to take a holiday - just get a cheap flight and....................... There may be a flaw to my thinking.

[happy mondays]

I've already had a cancellation due to this (custy can't get home from abroad to keep appointment)

Anyone else losing business from it?

I'm struggling to think how to turn this round into a positive!

Could be a good time to take a holiday - just get a cheap flight and....................... There may be a flaw to my thinking.

Lol..

I dont want to upset anyone    but I got it the other day and cant resist posting it 

The cloud of dust that has blanketed Europe closing most airports has been traced back to Liverpool football club.

Apparently the cleaner gave the trophy cabinet a wipe !!

[derek west]

ha ha ha, that was personal paul

come on guys its too soon for volcano jokes, lets wait until the dust settles.

[cleaningmaster]

I'm voting for the Icelandic Volcano Party.

It's done more to stop immigration in the last 5 days than Labour has for the last 10 yrs

Daryl